ebrodiva:

possibly the best headline ive seen all month

ebrodiva:

possibly the best headline ive seen all month

(Source: cannula-lingus)

overlypolitebisexual:

the fifty shades of grey trailer literally looks like something from a horror film trailer

chubbythecorgi:

Umm… where’s my milkshake?

chubbythecorgi:

Umm… where’s my milkshake?

horsesornothing:

Someone was very brave today and let me coax her (with multiple cookies) into letting me spray fly spray on her

I can never and will never be able to get over how cute Bean is. LOOK AT THAT FACE!!!

horsesornothing:

Someone was very brave today and let me coax her (with multiple cookies) into letting me spray fly spray on her

I can never and will never be able to get over how cute Bean is. LOOK AT THAT FACE!!!

forever:

i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem

marauders4evr:

lilyatethepizza:

thenotoriousscuttlecliff:

bubble-squash:

thatonenerdwhofangirls:

mr-egbutt:

wrestlingcrocs:

melancholy-d-r-e-a-m:

wrestlingcrocs:

ledzipline:

we need to sacrifice somebody so Ellen never dies

justin bieber

robin thicke

tony abbott

lawrence lockman

perez hilton

nash grier

This is quickly becoming the Hunger Games for douchebags 

THE 1ST ANNUAL DOUCHEBAG GAMES.

Hosted by Ellen

I feel like most of my life choices can be summed up with this gif:

zimriya:

image

foxgrl:

I wish none of you were sad

(Source: krakenguts)

megadragonite:

boatfucker:

vsvptayty:

#AskThicke

WE KNOW HE WANTS IT

These are perfect

(Source: nya-kin)